Saturday, November 5, 2011

What I want, DAMNIT!!

I awoke from my midday 4 hour nap (with my babies!!! I miss my kitties and they napped with their mom!!!) and I had a thought: all I want is a man who does the following for me:

Buys me cats. Especially an orange one.

Goes to see the Heavy Pets with me.

Let's me take naps, whenever I want.

Buys me diamonds in excess.

Buys me cupcakes. I love cupcakes.

Will watch Dolphins football with me, and cuddle with me when they lose!

Buys me massages.

1 comment:

  1. I feel ya. All I want is a guy who will peel oranges for me. LOVE oranges. HATE peeling them.

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