Buys me cats. Especially an orange one. |
Goes to see the Heavy Pets with me. |
Let's me take naps, whenever I want. |
Buys me diamonds in excess. |
Buys me cupcakes. I love cupcakes. |
Will watch Dolphins football with me, and cuddle with me when they lose! |
Buys me massages. |
I feel ya. All I want is a guy who will peel oranges for me. LOVE oranges. HATE peeling them.
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